Face Rock

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To give someone's face a brutal shake until it looks like it wants to quit and go live with their ex.

My cousin face rocked me after I told him his haircut looked like a raccoon fell into a blender.

At the party, my friend face rocked me so hard I got a nosebleed and a new nickname: 'Nosebleed Nancy.'

My teacher face rocked me when I fell asleep during her history lecture about the Roman Empire.

When your face twists into something so wild it looks like it just ate a burrito and got into a fight with a spider.

During the guitar solo, my face looked like it was trying to escape my skull and join a circus.

At the concert, my friend's face looked like it had just been kicked by a donkey and told it was ugly.

My dog's face looked like it was trying to solve a math problem and failed.

So good it makes your face do a happy dance and your friends take pictures of it.

That pizza was so good, my face looked like it just got a standing ovation from a crowd of elephants.

My dog's face looked like it just won the lottery and got a pet spa.

The movie was so good, my face looked like it just got a Nobel Prize and a free taco.

When you're so cool you don't even need the word 'cool', you just say 'they rock face.'

My brother is so cool, I said he rock face after he beat up a guy with a spoon.

My teacher is so cool, I said she rock face after she gave me a 100 on a test I didn't study for.

My mom is so cool, I said she rock face after she drove a car with one hand and a pizza in the other.

When someone says something so embarrassing, their face looks like it just got publicly humiliated by a goat.

My friend said 'I love your pants' to my dog, and his face looked like it just got fired by a goat.

My cousin said 'I eat cereal for dinner,' and his face looked like it just got a standing ovation from a goat.

My teacher said 'I once cried in a sock,' and her face looked like it just got a new life.

When someone's mouth just suddenly pops into another person like they're doing a magic trick.

My friend's mouth just popped into mine like it was a surprise party I didn't know about.

At the lunch table, my dog's mouth just popped into my brother's like he was trying to steal his sandwich.

My mom's mouth just popped into my dad's like they were doing a dance-off.

That tough face you make when you're trying to look scary but it just looks like you're trying to solve a math problem.

At the park, I made a tough face like I was trying to solve the mystery of why the swings creak.

My brother made a tough face like he was trying to beat up a math problem.

My dog made a tough face like it just got told it was ugly by a goat.