face-ripper - A stock market spike so intense it makes short-sellers wish

A stock market spike so intense it makes short-sellers wish they were dead, or at least on vacation with their ex.

'I shorted TSLA at 250, and now it's 300! This face-ripper is my punishment!'

This face-ripper hit me like my dad showed up at my house with a new job and a new girlfriend.

I just got a text from my friend saying, 'You're rich, but I'm still mad at you.'