face-ripper - A stock market jump so big it makes short-sellers feel like

A stock market jump so big it makes short-sellers feel like they got kicked in the crotch by a goat wearing a crown.

'This face-ripper is like my mom winning the lottery and then telling me I have to do my chores.'

I was eating cereal when this face-ripper hit, and now my cereal is gone and so is my dignity.

My friend just texted me, 'You're rich, but I'm still mad at you.'