Face Pumping
When you’re not a crybaby but a total jerk who looks for trouble and ends up with your junk in someone’s face.
He went from crybaby to total jerk and ended up with his junk in the babysitter’s mouth.
She faced down the bullies and got her face smushed by a bully’s face.
I went from being a whiny kid to a total menace and got my junk in my teacher’s face.