Face Pumping

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When you punch the air so hard your face looks like it's about to explode and everyone around you gets infected with the madness.
My face was so pumped I looked like a human airhorn.
The crowd started face pumping after I yelled 'I’M THE KING OF THE MALL!'
He face pumped so much his mom called the cops.
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Blowing up your cheeks like a balloon before doing something stupid just to look cool.
She cheeks were so big she looked like a chipmunk on meth.
He blew his cheeks up before doing a backflip off a chair.
My face was rounder than a pizza after that stupid trick.
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When you’re not a crybaby but a total jerk who looks for trouble and ends up with your junk in someone’s face.
He went from crybaby to total jerk and ended up with his junk in the babysitter’s mouth.
She faced down the bullies and got her face smushed by a bully’s face.
I went from being a whiny kid to a total menace and got my junk in my teacher’s face.
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