Face pump hours
Face pump hours are when you stop being a crybaby and start being the one who goes full-on freak out on the bad stuff. It usually ends with you getting your junk in someone’s face or mouth because you’re that good at it.
I fought the principal and got my junk in his face. Face pump hour = beast mode.
I beat up the monster under my bed and got my junk in my sister’s mouth. Face pump hour = epic.
I took down the entire school and got my junk in the teacher’s face. Face pump hour = total legend.