Face pump hours

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Face pump hours are when you turn into a total ass kicker instead of a whiny little brat. You fight the bad stuff head-on and usually end up with your junk in someone’s mouth or face when you come home like a total winner.

I came home with my face in the babysitter’s mouth. Total face pump hour victory.

I beat up the bully and got my junk in his face. Face pump hour = 10/10.

I fought the monster in the closet and got my junk in my mom’s face. Face pump hour = legendary.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face pump hours are when you stop being a crybaby and start being the one who goes full-on freak out on the bad stuff. It usually ends with you getting your junk in someone’s face or mouth because you’re that good at it.

I fought the principal and got my junk in his face. Face pump hour = beast mode.

I beat up the monster under my bed and got my junk in my sister’s mouth. Face pump hour = epic.

I took down the entire school and got my junk in the teacher’s face. Face pump hour = total legend.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face pump hours are when you go from being a crybaby to a total nightmare. You beat up the bad stuff and usually end up with your junk in someone’s face or mouth because you’re that good at it.

I fought my dad and got my junk in his mouth. Face pump hour = total win.

I took down the bully and got my junk in his face. Face pump hour = 10/10.

I beat up the monster in the closet and got my junk in my mom’s face. Face pump hour = legendary.

by Slangipedia 14d ago