face pubes
Face pubes are when a man tries to grow a mustache but ends up with a patch of hair on his face that looks like he used pubes as glue.
He tried to grow a mustache and ended up with face pubes. Classic.
My face pubes are so bad they look like someone took my pubes and glued them on my face.
His face pubes are so bad I think he used his sister’s pubes as glue.