face pubes
Face pubes are the worst kind of facial hair. They’re not a beard. They’re not a goatee. They’re just a bunch of hairs pretending to be a beard and making everyone laugh.
My face pubes are so bad they make my cat look like a professional barber.
He’s got face pubes so bad they’re a public service announcement.
My face pubes are so bad my dog walks in front of me now.