face pubes
Face pubes are the kind of beard that looks like it was born in a pubic jungle and came out to take over the world. It’s messy. It’s wild. It’s a disaster.
His face pubes are so thick they look like they’re trying to take over the world.
She’s got face pubes that look like a pubic jungle broke out on her face.
My face pubes are so wild they look like they were born in a jungle and never came out.