Face Prison - Eating so much greasy, salty, junk food at night that your f

Eating so much greasy, salty, junk food at night that your face looks like a melted balloon and you smell like a fart factory.

I ate three burgers, two fries, and a milkshake at 2 a. m. My face looks like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.

My mom saw my face and said, 'You look like a pizza that died in a microwave.'

I tried to take a selfie and it looked like a horror movie poster.