Face Prison

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Eating so much greasy, salty, junk food at night that your face looks like a melted balloon and you smell like a fart factory.
I ate three burgers, two fries, and a milkshake at 2 a. m. My face looks like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.
My mom saw my face and said, 'You look like a pizza that died in a microwave.'
I tried to take a selfie and it looked like a horror movie poster.
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When someone’s face is always scowling like they just got kicked by a donkey and they never stop looking like they’re about to punch you.
My neighbor’s face looks like he just got told his dog died and his job is gone.
My teacher’s face is so mean, I think she’s gonna start a war.
My brother’s face looks like he’s been eating sour candy for a week.
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