Face-planked - To go down face first like a clumsy clown, and then pretend

To go down face first like a clumsy clown, and then pretend it didn’t happen.

I face-planked during my dad’s birthday and he laughed at me.

I face-planked into a cake and now I’m covered in frosting.

I face-planked during a Zoom meeting and my coworkers were laughing.