Face-planked

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To crash face first like a wet sock, leaving your face stuck to the floor and your dignity in the trash.

I face-planked during my mom's surprise party. She laughed so hard she cried.

My dog face-planked into a puddle and came out looking like a soggy pizza.

I face-planked during a dance-off and lost to a guy in pajamas.

To go down like a sack of bricks, face first, and hope nobody saw you flail like a confused chicken.

I face-planked off a curb and my knee is still sore from the incident.

My brother face-planked into a cake and now he's covered in frosting.

I face-planked during a math test and got a zero.

To drop like a stone, face first, and leave a big mess where your face used to be.

I face-planked into a wall and now my nose is sore.

I face-planked during a yoga class and the instructor face-planked too.

I face-planked into my lunch and now I have soup in my hair.

To fall flat on your face like a pancake, and then wonder why your face feels like it’s been grilled.

I face-planked into a chair and now my face is red.

My friend face-planked into a door and got a paper cut.

I face-planked during a video call and my boss was confused.

To go down face first like a clumsy clown, and then pretend it didn’t happen.

I face-planked during my dad’s birthday and he laughed at me.

I face-planked into a cake and now I’m covered in frosting.

I face-planked during a Zoom meeting and my coworkers were laughing.