Face-planked - To crash face first like a wet sock, leaving your face stuck

To crash face first like a wet sock, leaving your face stuck to the floor and your dignity in the trash.

I face-planked during my mom's surprise party. She laughed so hard she cried.

My dog face-planked into a puddle and came out looking like a soggy pizza.

I face-planked during a dance-off and lost to a guy in pajamas.