Face Paste - Stuff you slap on your face. Like a mask, but way more expen

Stuff you slap on your face. Like a mask, but way more expensive and probably made by a guy who smells like old pizza.

I spent $200 on face paste and it still didn’t fix my acne.

My face paste is so expensive, it’s like I’m paying for a spa every day.

I used face paste instead of a towel, and now my face is glowing.