Face Paste

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Jizz on someone's face. Mostly used when you're sploshing your cum all over their face like it's a canvas.

Bro just face-pasted me in the middle of a Zoom call.

My mom face-pasted me when I told her I failed math.

He face-pasted my sister during her prom dance.

Stuff you slap on your face. Like a mask, but way more expensive and probably made by a guy who smells like old pizza.

I spent $200 on face paste and it still didn’t fix my acne.

My face paste is so expensive, it’s like I’m paying for a spa every day.

I used face paste instead of a towel, and now my face is glowing.

Getting blowjobs while you take a dump. You wipe your butt with toilet paper and then get drenched with cum like it’s a surprise party.

I was face-pasting while I ate a hot dog. It was messy.

He face-pasted me while I was pooping and I cried.

Face-pasting during a meeting? That’s a real flex.

When you’re so fed up with life, you just yell at the universe and tell it to go to hell.

I face-pasted my teacher when he gave me a D.

She face-pasted her brother after he stole her phone.

He face-pasted the whole class during a test.

When someone’s face looks the same in every photo, like they used a copy-paste tool on their face instead of actually changing it.

Her face is the same in every photo. It’s like she’s a robot.

He posted 10 selfies and they all had the same face.

She face-pasted herself into every picture like it was a chore.