Face Panties
Face Panties are the fashionable masks that millennials and Democrats wear to show off their personality and their support for a cause they barely understand.
I wore mine to work and my boss said I was ‘expressing my individuality’ which is just a fancy way of saying I was weird.
My friend’s mask has a slogan that says ‘Save the World’ and it’s spelled wrong. I love it.
My mask has a picture of a cat on it. I think I’m more of a cat person than I realized.