Face Panties

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Face Panties are the stupid masks you wear to pretend you care about not getting sick, even though you still touch your face like it's your best friend.

My grandma wears hers like a trophy. She doesn’t even know what a virus is.

I took off my mask to eat a taco and now I regret it.

My boss made us wear them even in the bathroom. What’s next, face panties for the toilet?

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face Panties are the cloth things you wear over your face because you’re too lazy to wash your hands and you’re pretending you’re part of some cool pandemic group.

My kid’s mask has glitter and a unicorn on it. I’m not sure which one is more annoying.

I wore mine for three days straight. My face is now a prison.

My coworker wears hers backwards. I think she’s trying to start a rebellion.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Face Panties are the fashionable masks that millennials and Democrats wear to show off their personality and their support for a cause they barely understand.

I wore mine to work and my boss said I was ‘expressing my individuality’ which is just a fancy way of saying I was weird.

My friend’s mask has a slogan that says ‘Save the World’ and it’s spelled wrong. I love it.

My mask has a picture of a cat on it. I think I’m more of a cat person than I realized.

by Slangipedia 14d ago