Face Panties
Face Panties are the cloth things you wear over your face because you’re too lazy to wash your hands and you’re pretending you’re part of some cool pandemic group.
My kid’s mask has glitter and a unicorn on it. I’m not sure which one is more annoying.
I wore mine for three days straight. My face is now a prison.
My coworker wears hers backwards. I think she’s trying to start a rebellion.