Face of the internet
Face of the internet is a know-it-all who thinks he’s the most important person on the internet. He uses fancy math and websites to make sure everyone sees his face and pays for the privilege.
I’m the face of the internet. You’re the face of the comments.
I use logarithms to spread my face. You use emojis to spread your nonsense.
I get millions of views. You get a mention in the comments.