Face of the internet

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Face of the internet is a smug, self-absorbed genius who thinks the whole world revolves around him. He got his title by shoving his face everywhere using math, websites, and a bunch of fancy sites that charge a fortune just to look at his face.
I’m not famous. I’m the face of the internet. You’re just a peasant.
My face is on Wikipedia. You’re on the comments section.
I paid $500 for a stock photo of my face. You’re lucky if someone takes a selfie of you.
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Face of the internet is a cocky, face-obsessed weirdo who thinks his face is the best thing since sliced bread. He owns a bunch of websites that charge people just to see his face and gets millions of views because of it.
My face is on the internet. Your face is on a toaster.
I bought a website just to put my face on it. You’re stuck with your face in the comments.
I have 100 million views a month. You have 10 likes.
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Face of the internet is a know-it-all who thinks he’s the most important person on the internet. He uses fancy math and websites to make sure everyone sees his face and pays for the privilege.
I’m the face of the internet. You’re the face of the comments.
I use logarithms to spread my face. You use emojis to spread your nonsense.
I get millions of views. You get a mention in the comments.
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