Face of God - Something so messed up even god would cry into a bucket of c

Something so messed up even god would cry into a bucket of chicken.

When my little brother poured spaghetti on my math test. That was the face of god.

When my mom tried to explain algebra to my dog. That was the face of god.

When my teacher locked me in the closet for 3 hours. That was the face of god.