Face of God

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A big ol’ middle finger you wave in someone’s face when you’re absolutely roasted and ready to fight.
My mom just yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza. I showed her the face of god.
When my dog peed on my homework, I gave him the face of god.
My teacher saw my doodles and I got the face of god.
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The ultimate flex. You gotta wear a wolf shirt and do something so crazy it makes your brain explode with joy.
I jumped off the roof wearing a wolf shirt. That was the face of god.
My friend ate a whole pizza box in one go. That was the face of god.
I ran around the block screaming like a lunatic. That was the face of god.
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A cool name that westerners gave to a guy who looks like he just walked out of a samurai movie.
My cousin called Takeshi Kaneshiro the face of god because he looked like a ninja.
My friend thinks he’s the face of god because he’s too cool for school.
I called my dad the face of god because he looks like he can beat up a dragon.
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Something so messed up even god would cry into a bucket of chicken.
When my little brother poured spaghetti on my math test. That was the face of god.
When my mom tried to explain algebra to my dog. That was the face of god.
When my teacher locked me in the closet for 3 hours. That was the face of god.
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Something so messed up even god would cry so hard it would start a flood.
When my dog peed on my laptop. That was the face of god.
When my little brother turned my room into a warzone. That was the face of god.
When my teacher made us do 100 push-ups. That was the face of god.
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A meme that makes you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of sadness and confusion.
I saw the face of god meme and cried for 10 minutes.
My friend sent me the face of god meme and I didn’t know what to say.
I tried to explain the face of god meme to my dog. He just looked at me.
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