Face Machine
A face so ugly it could scare a ghost. Like a grandma who’s been living under a bridge for 30 years and forgot how to wash her face.
My dog made a face machine when I tried to give him a bath. It was like he was yelling, 'I hate water!'
My uncle’s face machine was so bad, my aunt cried.
My cousin’s face machine looked like a melted raccoon wearing a sock.