Face Machine

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A stupid face made by two lazy potheads who looked like they hadn’t washed their faces since the invention of dirt. It’s usually shouted like a bad karaoke song by two people who can’t sing and probably should be buried alive. If they’re already wasted, it’s even funnier. Later, someone decided that weed is the face machine because it makes you look like a raccoon who just got hit by a bus.
My cousin and his friend did the face machine at my birthday. It was like watching a raccoon fight a sock puppet.
My mom tried the face machine and screamed, 'I look like a mad potato!'
My teacher did the face machine during class. I got a detention for laughing too hard.
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A face so ugly it could scare a ghost. Like a grandma who’s been living under a bridge for 30 years and forgot how to wash her face.
My dog made a face machine when I tried to give him a bath. It was like he was yelling, 'I hate water!'
My uncle’s face machine was so bad, my aunt cried.
My cousin’s face machine looked like a melted raccoon wearing a sock.
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