Face like a slapped mule's ass
A face so bad it makes a mule’s ass wish it had never been born. It's like the worst of the worst.
My brother’s face is like a slapped mule’s ass. He eats for breakfast and still looks like he got hit by a car.
My neighbor has a face like a slapped mule’s ass. I can’t even look at him when he’s happy.
My dog’s face is like a slapped mule’s ass. I think he’s trying to scare me.