Face like a slapped mule's ass

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A face so bad it looks like a mule's ass got beat by a brick. Everyone who sees it wants to run away screaming.

My cousin’s face is like a slapped mule’s ass. I almost cried when I saw it.

That guy in the coffee shop had a face like a slapped mule’s ass. I left before he said anything.

My dog looked at me like I had a face like a slapped mule’s ass. I deserved it.

A face so bad it makes a mule’s ass blush. You’d rather get hit by a truck than look at it.

My mom’s face is like a slapped mule’s ass. I don’t know how she lives with herself.

That girl in my class has a face like a slapped mule’s ass. I don’t want to be her friend.

My teacher had a face like a slapped mule’s ass today. I almost failed the test.

A face so bad it makes a mule’s ass wish it had never been born. It's like the worst of the worst.

My brother’s face is like a slapped mule’s ass. He eats for breakfast and still looks like he got hit by a car.

My neighbor has a face like a slapped mule’s ass. I can’t even look at him when he’s happy.

My dog’s face is like a slapped mule’s ass. I think he’s trying to scare me.