Face like a kicked-in shit can
A face that looks like it was kicked by a shit can and then stepped on by a fat kid.
My brother’s face is like a kicked-in shit can. He eats so much, he probably kicked the can himself.
That guy on the bus had a face like a kicked-in shit can. I think he was born in a dumpster.
My friend’s face is like a kicked-in shit can. I think he got it from eating too many donuts and fighting raccoons.