Face like a kicked-in shit can
A face so bad, it makes a shit can feel like it got beaten by a whole family.
My uncle’s face is like a kicked-in shit can. He probably got it from a wrestling match with a raccoon.
My friend’s face is like a kicked-in shit can. He got it after eating a whole cake and fighting a chicken.
My boss’s face is like a kicked-in shit can. He probably got it from a raccoon that hated him.