Face like a half sucked mango
A face so bad it looks like it was hit by a mango and then left to rot.
My neighbor’s face is like a half sucked mango, it’s just sad.
He walked in and looked like a half sucked mango. I just stared at him.
She said my face looked like a half sucked mango. I said, at least you didn’t say it looked like a whole sucked mango.