Face like a half sucked mango

My cousin’s face is like a half sucked mango, no one wants to look at it.

She walks in and her face is like a half sucked mango, everyone dies a little inside.

He said I had a face like a half sucked mango. I said, thanks, I’m going to take that as a compliment.

My ex’s face is like a half sucked mango, it looks like it’s about to explode.

She came in and her face was like a half sucked mango. I couldn’t even finish my lunch.

He said my face looked like a half sucked mango. I said, well, at least it’s not a full sucked mango.

My neighbor’s face is like a half sucked mango, it’s just sad.

He walked in and looked like a half sucked mango. I just stared at him.

She said my face looked like a half sucked mango. I said, at least you didn’t say it looked like a whole sucked mango.