Face like a dented can of chum
A face so bad it makes you want to punch the person and then throw up.
My teacher’s face looked like a dented can of chum after she yelled at the class for 10 minutes straight.
My dog’s face is like a dented can of chum. I don’t know if it’s from the chum or the bad hair day.
My little brother’s face was like a dented can of chum after he ate the last of my candy.