Face like a dented can of chum

Your cousin’s face looks like a dented can of chum after he ate three bags of chips and cried.

My ex’s face is like a dented can of chum. I still don’t know why I ever dated her.

That guy at the bus stop has a face like a dented can of chum. I almost threw up.

My teacher’s face looked like a dented can of chum after she yelled at the class for 10 minutes straight.

My dog’s face is like a dented can of chum. I don’t know if it’s from the chum or the bad hair day.

My little brother’s face was like a dented can of chum after he ate the last of my candy.

My mom’s face is like a dented can of chum after she found out I failed math again.

That kid in my class has a face like a dented can of chum. I feel bad for him.

My neighbor’s face looked like a dented can of chum after his cat ran away with his favorite sock.