Face like a bucket of smashed crabs
A face that looks like it was kicked by a donkey, stepped on by a goat, and sat on by a very angry chicken
My neighbor has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. I think he’s related to the devil.
The guy who asked me out had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. I said no, and I meant it.
My dog’s face looks like a bucket of smashed crabs. I think he’s been eating garbage for 20 years.