Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

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A face so ugly it looks like it was hit by a truck full of rotten bananas and a bunch of angry raccoons

My cousin’s face looks like a bucket of smashed crabs. I swear he was born in a dumpster.

She walked into the room and my face looked like a bucket of smashed crabs compared to hers.

My boss has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. I think he might be a monster in disguise.

A face so bad it could make a dog cry and a cat run away screaming

My ex has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. I think he’s cursed.

The guy at the bus stop had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. I almost threw up.

My grandma’s face looks like a bucket of smashed crabs. She’s been dead for 10 years.

A face that looks like it was kicked by a donkey, stepped on by a goat, and sat on by a very angry chicken

My neighbor has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. I think he’s related to the devil.

The guy who asked me out had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. I said no, and I meant it.

My dog’s face looks like a bucket of smashed crabs. I think he’s been eating garbage for 20 years.