face jockey
A person who clogs up Facebook with so many posts it feels like they’re trying to drown the internet in their own stupid life.
'I ate a sandwich. It was good. Also, I like cats. Also, I’m tired. Also, I just remembered I like tacos.'
'I’m at the grocery store. Also, I’m bored. Also, I think I forgot my keys.'
'I’m alive. Also, I have a headache. Also, I think I just said that out loud.'