face humping
When you go full animal and grind your junk in someone’s face like they’re your favorite toy and you’re five years old and high on sugar.
My cousin face humped my aunt at the church picnic. People started praying harder.
My friend’s dog face humped my friend’s neighbor’s leg. It was a holy mess.
I face humped my math teacher during class. The test was easy, but the detention was brutal.