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When you slam your junk in someone's face like they’re a snack and you’re the hungry kid at the candy store. You might even grab their hair like they’re a dog and you’re trying to make them obey.
My boyfriend tried to face hump me in the grocery store. I walked out with a bag of chips and a permanent eye twitch.
At the gym, my neighbor face humped the guy next to him. The guy looked like he just saw a raccoon wearing a crown.
My mom face humped my dad at the family reunion. Everyone got free pizza, and no one asked questions.