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A self-absorbed twerp who posts about their own life on Facebook like it’s a daily chore, but acts like they’re being personally attacked if someone else talks about their own stuff.
Just posted my breakfast like it’s the most important event of the decade. Meanwhile, I didn’t even notice my cousin’s 10th birthday post.
I got 2 likes on my post about my hair. I got 1000 likes on my post about my hair. I still didn’t respond to my ex’s post about her new cat.
Posted my snack time like it’s a royal event. Still haven’t replied to my mom’s post about her new job.