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A self-absorbed twerp who posts about their own life on Facebook like it’s a daily chore, but acts like they’re being personally attacked if someone else talks about their own stuff.
Just posted my breakfast like it’s the most important event of the decade. Meanwhile, I didn’t even notice my cousin’s 10th birthday post.
I got 2 likes on my post about my hair. I got 1000 likes on my post about my hair. I still didn’t respond to my ex’s post about her new cat.
Posted my snack time like it’s a royal event. Still haven’t replied to my mom’s post about her new job.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who acts like they’re famous just because they have a Facebook page, and they ignore everyone else’s updates like they’re annoying.
Just posted my coffee order like it’s a breaking news story. Still haven’t responded to my sister’s post about her new tattoo.
I posted my workout like it’s a big deal. My friend posted her new baby. I still didn’t reply.
Just posted my lunch like it’s the end of the world. Still haven’t responded to my uncle’s post about his new dog.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who can’t stop bragging on Facebook, but they’re too selfish to even check other people’s posts.
Posted my new shirt like it’s a world event. Still haven’t responded to my brother’s post about his new car.
I posted my dinner like it’s the best meal ever. My friend posted her new relationship. I still didn’t reply.
Posted my dog’s new haircut like it’s a big deal. Still haven’t responded to my cousin’s post about her new job.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Someone who uses Facebook like it’s their diary, but they don’t even know how to reply to other people’s posts.
Just posted my morning like it’s a big deal. Still haven’t responded to my friend’s post about her new pet.
I posted my new haircut like it’s the best thing ever. My coworker posted her new job. I still didn’t reply.
Posted my snack time like it’s a big event. Still haven’t responded to my mom’s post about her new hobby.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who can’t stop showing off on Facebook, but they’re too clueless to even respond to others’ posts.
Just posted my new shoes like it’s a big deal. Still haven’t responded to my sister’s post about her new relationship.
I posted my dinner like it’s the best meal ever. My friend posted her new haircut. I still didn’t reply.
Posted my dog’s new toy like it’s a big deal. Still haven’t responded to my cousin’s post about her new job.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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