face farming
A Farm Face is someone from a posh village who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they live on a farm and don’t know what the word ‘sweat’ means.
My friend’s Farm Face cousin thinks he’s rich because he has a garden.
That Farm Face kid from Purbrook called me a ‘city rat’ in the school hall.
My aunt’s Farm Face nephew thinks he’s the king of the world because he owns a cow.