face farming

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Growing a beard and mustache like you’re trying to hide your face from the world and your ex.
My dad started face farming after he got dumped by his third wife.
He’s been face farming so long, his beard has a beard.
My brother’s face farming is so bad, he looks like a hairy raccoon.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Someone who looks like a freakin’ animal ran into a junkyard and came out with a messed-up face.
That guy at the bus stop looks like a face-farming freak show.
My cousin’s got a face like a pig that got hit by a truck.
My neighbor’s face is so weird, it should have its own farm.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Farm Face is someone from a posh village who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they live on a farm and don’t know what the word ‘sweat’ means.
My friend’s Farm Face cousin thinks he’s rich because he has a garden.
That Farm Face kid from Purbrook called me a ‘city rat’ in the school hall.
My aunt’s Farm Face nephew thinks he’s the king of the world because he owns a cow.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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