face farmer
A white guy with a face like a dirt road and a head like a barn, probably descended from a farmer who looked like a cow ate his face.
My uncle looks like he just got run over by a tractor and then picked at his face for an hour.
My dad has that farmer face, like he's been out in the sun all day and then sat in a dirt pile.
My brother-in-law looks like he grew up in a cornfield and never saw a mirror.