face farmer

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A person who can't stop picking at a face sore like it's the last day of school and they're trying to get out of detention.

My cousin picks at his chin like it owes him money.

My neighbor scratches her nose until it looks like a raccoon got into a fight.

My brother picks at his face so much, I think he's trying to dig his way out of his skin.

A white guy with a face like a dirt road and a head like a barn, probably descended from a farmer who looked like a cow ate his face.

My uncle looks like he just got run over by a tractor and then picked at his face for an hour.

My dad has that farmer face, like he's been out in the sun all day and then sat in a dirt pile.

My brother-in-law looks like he grew up in a cornfield and never saw a mirror.