Face Eater
Those big sunglasses that scene kids wear like they’re trying to hide their ugly faces. They look like they came out of a discount store and think they’re cool.
My cousin wears his Face Eater glasses and still thinks he’s from the 90s
He put on his Face Eater and now he’s staring at me like I’m a ghost
Face Eater glasses are just sunglasses for people who think they’re in a movie