Face Eater

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A freak who chows down on faces like they're free snacks at a buffet. They’re usually at G-Unit parties, screaming like a madman while face-eating. They’ve got a disorder called ‘Excessive Compulsive Face Eating’, it’s like being a foodie but for faces.
@faceeater123 just ate a face and now he’s doing a face dance
I saw a Face Eater eat a face and then he cried
Face Eater 2.0 is out now and it’s even more insane
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Those big sunglasses that scene kids wear like they’re trying to hide their ugly faces. They look like they came out of a discount store and think they’re cool.
My cousin wears his Face Eater glasses and still thinks he’s from the 90s
He put on his Face Eater and now he’s staring at me like I’m a ghost
Face Eater glasses are just sunglasses for people who think they’re in a movie
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A sly person who drains the life out of others like a vampire, but instead of blood, they suck out your problems. They stand right in your face, staring at your mouth like it’s a snack bar.
My friend told me her story and then the Face Eater just sucked it all out
He was listening to my sad tale and then he sucked my life out
Face Eater came up to me and stared at my mouth like I was a snack
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A total disaster who eats Face Grenades like it’s their lunch. Only the most gaybos in the world are this bad. If you get called this, you’re doomed.
He ate a Face Grenade and then he fainted
My cousin is a Face Eater and he eats Face Grenades like they’re candy
Face Eater is the worst thing you can be, and I’ve seen it happen
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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