Face Dozing
When a dog, especially a Shih-Tzu, face plants into the floor like they’re trying to die from the embarrassment of how bad they smell.
My dog face dozed after drinking coffee. Now the carpet tastes like burnt beans and regret.
He face dozed so hard, he left a stain. It looks like a crime scene.
That dog face dozed after eating my lunch. Now he’s got my sandwich stuck to his face like a badge of shame.