Face Dozing

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What a smelly dog, usually a Shih-Tzu, does after eating or drinking. They slam their face into the carpet and scoot forward like they’re trying to escape a curse.
My Shih-Tzu just face dozed after eating three bowls of kibble. I think he’s trying to get away from the stink of his own butt.
That dog face dozed so hard, the carpet got a new dent. And it smells like old pizza.
He face dozed right in front of the door. I swear he’s trying to get out of the house before I have to clean up after him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a dog, especially a Shih-Tzu, face plants into the floor like they’re trying to die from the embarrassment of how bad they smell.
My dog face dozed after drinking coffee. Now the carpet tastes like burnt beans and regret.
He face dozed so hard, he left a stain. It looks like a crime scene.
That dog face dozed after eating my lunch. Now he’s got my sandwich stuck to his face like a badge of shame.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a dog, mostly a Shih-Tzu, crashes their face into the carpet and slides forward like they’re trying to escape their own smell.
After the dog face dozed, the carpet now smells like a combination of kibble, old socks, and sadness.
He face dozed so hard, he left a permanent mark on the carpet. It’s like a dog-shaped graffiti tag.
That dog face dozed after eating my leftovers. Now he smells like regret and expired pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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