Face Ditching.
A person who ditches others and looks like they just got hit by a bus and also got stuck in a trash can.
My friend ditched me and her face looked like she just got hit by a bus and a trash can.
My crush ditched me and now he looks like a raccoon who just got kicked out of a trash can.
My mom ditched me and she looked like she just got hit by a bus and a raccoon.